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C+   :-/

Please try again  

One more time !... Presenting the world\'s shortest complete sentence, and the first short story : " Adam Had \'Em. "

There\' something missing....I don\'t know what it is.  

It\'s still a C+

Balls?

   Adam had \'em first, Eve got  \'em shortly thereafter.

I like how your short story rolls off the tongue D.O.D
A for Assonance!

Lets give this space back to Dragonson.

It\'s Fleas!

Adam Had \'em.   A poem by Ogden Nash.  

The title is Fleas

See:
http://www.epcc.edu/faculty/joeo/classrooms/pom_fleas.htm

For a thorough analysis

what? it wasn\'t original work what?  :-/

QuoteLets give this space back to Dragonson.

LOL DOD you are redeemed harhar!

QuoteLets give this space back to Dragonson.

That must be the best joke so far, D.O.D, I give you a A+ for this one.

why didnt the lifegard save the drowning hippy?




















he was too far out!!!

ok, Chris, you force me to go with the worst joke I\'ve ever heard.... Two cannibals are preparing dinner:   First cannibal says: " I hate your brother ! "  Second cannibal  replies : Thats alright, just eat the noodles. "

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn\'t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.  The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let\'s make sure he\'s dead."  There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy\'s voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

What\'s the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?




You can tune a guitar, but you can\'t tuna fish.

Oh My this post I\'ve created is a monster ....

I LIKE IT! LIVE ON LIVE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris

  St Peter was feeling a little under the weather one day so Jesus offered to stand watch at the gates of Heaven for a day.  Shortly  an ancient, old man approached the gate seeking entrance. He appeared very confused.   Jesus speaking:  " can you tell us something about yourself ?... do you have any relatives ? " Can you describe any of them ? "  The old man tried to recall.... " I think I had a son; he had markings ... scars or holes on his hands or wrist."  Jesus, with aroused interest, looked searchingly at the old man and asked, "Father ?" Whereupon the old man looked back equally aroused and inquired, " Pinnochio ? "