Joke

[Chris DiCicco]

Some People go to the Dentist to get they\'r teeth cleaned, I go to the Dentist to give Blood.....

Ha Ha Ha

Chris

[dirtface]

I go to give teeth.  Dod

Ugh.

[Chris DiCicco]

Ooh  

been there done that

hope to never have to do it agien.

I\'ll keep my sick humour to myself, if it causes remembered pain.

SORRY

[Chris DiCicco]

I\'m so Boke, I can\'t even affod the R\'s

Thats It Good Night everybody!

Chris

[D.O.D]

  Of the many sordid subjects  for humor- execution, beheading, hanging, mutilation, pillage, rape, dueling, mental illness, etc. -all are really quite sick ..  Is there a rationale ?    Humor was once defined as the momentary  ascendency  of one person (s) over another, the jokester and victim.  If that brief level of superiority lasts for just  a few seconds, it can be funny. More than a moment, it\'s not funny.  It become insulting, cruel, mean, even sick.  The illustrated cartoon invites the viewer to witness that moment of inequality, just briefly.... beyond that someone could get killed.!   Dod

[Chris DiCicco]

Of the many sordid subjects  for humor- execution, beheading, hanging, mutilation, pillage, rape, dueling, mental illness, etc. -all are really quite sick ..  Is there a rationale ?    Humor was once defined as the momentary  ascendency  of one person (s) over another, the jokester and victim.  If that brief level of superiority lasts for just  a few seconds, it can be funny. More than a moment, it\'s not funny.  It become insulting, cruel, mean, even sick.  The illustrated cartoon invites the viewer to witness that moment of inequality, just briefly.... beyond that someone could get killed.!   Dod

I see yer point...

and I see your responses were removed, making this post and the RE\'s make little or no sense.

Chris

[gkg]

i believe that DOD removes them himself...

i do agree with what he says about the humor, and yet... it is perhaps the saddest irony that the deaths in response to the attempted humor he mentions only serve to make the humor appear as truth and thus all becomes madness and mayhem.

freedom of speech does protect all speech, even speech i deplore.  for some, that is a bitter pill.  tragic that it causes some to seek a blood debt for a paper insult.

[Chris DiCicco]

OH MY,

WHAT HAVE I Caused NOW!

two very funny jokes

TALK about removeing posts WOOFF!?

Chris

[gkg]

no, you haven\'t caused anything - DOD just does that.  it happened in a thread where i talked to him and i thought the same thing, that i\'d offended him somehow, asked DOD about it - it\'s not a negative thing, it\'s just his way of tidying up.

[D.O.D]

   Chris- I\'m on your side!   Keep up with the sicko jokes.  JOKE prompted me to think about humor in general.  I\'m new at this. Should I not Pull threads off without notice ?   Old DOD

[gkg]

they\'re your threads, DOD, you can do what you want with \'em.  it\'s just a little startling and does sometimes do weird/interesting things to the context of what others in the thread are saying.

by the way, the book arrived - Yay!  it\'s gonna make a wonderful Valentine\'s gift for my sweetie who is a big fan of yours.

[Chris DiCicco]

Chris- I\'m on your side!   Keep up with the sicko jokes.  JOKE prompted me to think about humor in general.  I\'m new at this. Should I not Pull threads off without notice ?   Old DOD

No Sides... HERE

as for sicko jokes, if I scratch at it the thing gets better... the thing with Me is they are far and fleeting...

I do have a pretty strange message on my answering machine at the moment, dealing with The American Belly Button Lint Knitters Association... All knitters are busy... (complete with sound FX) this idea to thwart the telemarketer and or sales person left Me in gails of painful laughter, I do hate talking to the Machines, fumbling for words and such.

Threads, if You pull a thread the seam will come out and if the seam comes out, the Post\'s and the Re\'s fall into a one  sided letter and for a newcomer to the webforum , they will think   and leave... I think that is My main goal for joining this Forum is to spread the word and get wildly side tracked....

But do what You want.... I\'m just observing... sorry for the yikityyak believe system and metafor\'s (bad spelling too)

as I posted this I had a thought about looking up the ABBLKA on google if they spin fur from dog, I wonder....

Chris

[D.O.D]

Chris- Well done- DOD

[Chris DiCicco]

as I posted this I had a thought about looking up the ABBLKA on google if they spin fur from dog, I wonder....

Chris

well I looked it up and got what I hope is some crazed womens fantasy magazine artical about her husband watching the game, while she\'s knitting from his belly button lint.

I\'ll spare everyone the link, becuase of the weirdness of it all feels almost like the twilght zone...

so the ABBLKA may in fact exist.


  Chris

[gkg]

so the ABBLKA may in fact exist.

when dealing with humans, one should always expect that the weirdest things may be true!