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?The Dukes of Hazard Movie?

this movie is loaded with these jokes from Willie

stuffyrandL have You seen this movie its pretty funny, What Willie says and does, that had me in stitches.

Dig Willie Jokes!

Chris DiCicco

Hi, Chris!  No, I haven\'t seen the movie because I heard it was really bad.  But how could anything with Willie in it be bad?  LOL!  So, it\'s worth a rental then?

I heard these on a local alternative radio station, I think!  LOL!  But, my daughter has the Dukes soundtrack so maybe there?  :-/  I\'ll have to check it out!  LOL!  

Bad? o.k. if yer a die hard fan of the tv show then yes its bad, but if yer like me and barly remember the tv show and want to see some funny jokes told by Willie Nelson as Jessy Duke then rent it.... I wasn\'t aware of the soundtrack?

Chris DiCicco

Sorry, been away a bit!  LOL!  It is on her soundtrack!  LOL!  I do love the TV show as I grew up with it. We used to play Dukes all the time.  As the only girl, the boys would try to make me be Daisy but I always wanted to be Luke Duke!  LOL!  One of the kids in the neighborhood even had the General Lee power wheels car.  Ah, to be six again!  ROFL!  

I guess I might have to rent that one!  Nothing can be recreated perfectly and my understanding was that it wasn\'t going to be a recreation of the show.

One man is feeding birds in the park with bits of Bread on the bench beside him is another Man, Who is dumping watches and clocks on the ground.

 the first Man says to the Second Man " WHAT ARE YOU DOING! " the second Man responds with " I like to have free time".

Original Joke peoples!

Chris DiCicco

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Why Can\'t We Feed The Bears?
 
The following views are actually suggestions and comments that have been received by the National Forest Service from visitors to our nation\'s parks. We\'re not sure they were barking up the right tree...

"Need more signs to keep the park pristine."

"Escalators would help on steep uphill areas of the hiking trails."

"More families would enjoy the parks and city children could learn more about nature if the Parks Department would provide services that include arcades, water slides and child care."

"A big hotel with a golf course and even a convention center would attract more people to this natural beauty."

"Instead of a permit system or fees, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to the wilderness."

"Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands."

"All the mile markers are missing this year."

"We found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse."

"Many trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building ones that go uphill."

"Too many bugs and leeches and spider webs. Please spray wilderness areas to rid them of these pests."

"Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in the winter."

"Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to the wonderful views without having to hike to them."

"The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals."

"It would be nice to have the Kodak scenic markers so we could identify the photographic sites."

"I like all the trees but you need to plant some flowers. Flower gardens would be so pretty in the forest."

"The giant trees are spectacular but there are too many of the same kind; you should plant different types, for variety."

"Reflectors need to be placed on the trees every 50 feet so people could hike at night with flashlights."

"You should have a petting zoo here so that the children could touch the squirrels, deer and bears."

"I was stung by a bee; you should have warning signs."

"A McDonald\'s would be a nice sight at the trailhead."

"The places where trails do not exist are not well marked."

"Too many rocks on the mountains."

"A deer came into my camp and stole my bag of chips. Is there away I can get reimbursed: Please call . . . . "  

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