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   Gkg- Where are you when we need you ?.  Explain pun- Play on words etc. DOD

LOL!!!  where was i at that precise moment... well, let\'s just say i was being very happy.  

as for the pun - Chris, you\'re too smart not to get this and i suspect you may be pulling our collective leg on this one but it\'s a play on the old parable "it\'s the early bird that catches the worm".

a helicopter is also known as a "whirlybird", therefore, ipso facto, presto chango...

 "it\'s the whirlybird that fetches the sperm"

D.O.D - my father lived for puns and was well known (or scolded??) for slipping puns into headlines all the time.  you two would have hit it off quite well.

VVVV     SMOOCHES! to D.O.D!     VVVV

Oh, thank you, thank you !  DOD

OH!...... feet!

Gotcha Now I\'m the Ringtailed Monkey dancing for a bit and two.

Not pulling legs (not anymore?)

In truth I have heard the early bird gets the worm, but this whole elabrate story line for line, I have never heard.

Jokes be told to fool the poster another time did he and when the poster was the stumper another poster told thee first a story to sooth a fable he heard under table with childlike glee, but years have had passed and things bigger came to the last for poster forgets the finer things of Yee.

( that ones free, tramatized my brain in ryming...oi I\'m gonna get a big WOPN fer that)

Chris

worth repeating,

Stephen King,

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Becuse it was stapled to the Dead Baby...

What did Kenny G say when He got off the Elavator?

Man this Place Rocks...

 

    Dear Friends and Relatives:

    I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
    We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D. C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie or beside Dick Cheney, who never told the truth, since George could never tell the difference. We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. Columbus left not knowing where he was going,and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been and he\'d  done it all on someone else\'s money.

    Thank you.
    George W. Bush Monument Committee
    
    P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

ROFLMAO!!  buswolley did you come up with that one on your own??   i love it!!

No I didn\'t, but thanks for thinking I\'m that cleaver.  Glad it made you smile.  How about this one...

 25 Things To Do BEFORE the Bush Master Plan goes into effect:

1. Get that abortion you\'ve always wanted.
2. Have coffee with your gay friends in a public place.
3. Cash a Social Security check.
4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
5. Spend quality time with your draft-age child/grandchild.
6. Visit Syria (or any foreign country, for that matter).
7. Get that gas mask you\'ve been putting off buying.
8. Hoard gasoline (too late!)
9. Borrow books from library before they\'re banned - constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Huckleberry Finn, etc.
10. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix...do it now.
11. Jam in all the stem cell research you can.
12. Stay out late before the curfews start.
13. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
14. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
15. Use the phrase "you can\'t do that - this is America".
16. Take a walk in Yosemite without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper.
17. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
18. Start your school day without being forced to pray.
19. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
20. Learn French.
21. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
22. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
23. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
24. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
25. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a state.

check this out:  You can yank him any which way.   Just drag him with your cursor:  http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm

those are both terrific - in a sad sick way.

 

Quotecheck this out:  You can yank him any which way.   Just drag him with your cursor:  http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm

I have seen this before someone sent Me a link, then said it was corrupt, this is the third version, the first was a semi naked Women, then George and now Georgie...

Hypnotic!

Bubbles!

 


Hillary Clinton was out
jogging one morning along the
parkway when  she tripped, fell over the
bridge railing and landed in the creek  below.
 
Before the Secret Service guys could get
to her, 3 kids who were  fishing pulled her
out of the water. She was so grateful she
offered the  kids whatever they wanted.
 
The first kid says, "I want to go to  Disneyland."
Hillary says, "No problem,
I\'ll take you there on my special Senator\'s airplane."
 
The second kid says, "I want a new pair of
 Nike Air Jordan\'s." Hillary says,
"I\'ll get them for you and even have  Michael
sign them!!"
 
The third kid says, "I want a motorized
wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo
headset!" Hillary is a little perplexed by  this
and says, "But you don\'t look like
you\'re handicapped."
 
The kid  says, "I will be after my dad finds
out I saved your ass from drowning."

 

ah, outta the mouths of babes.  ;o)

Breakfast with the Commander-In-Chief

One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies,"I\'ll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W.

He replies,"How about a quickie?"

"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude! You\'re starting to talk like Mr. Clinton.  You are a pig and I am disgusted!

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It\'s pronounced "quiche".


No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

hehehehe - terrific, though sorry for the electrons inconvenienced.  i wonder if they find it more amusing to toss around a visual... now this is a wonderful visual joke...
http://www.villagevoice.com/home/index.php?page=toc

or is it?