CHOCOLATE MATHEMATICS

Started by Ocean, September 28, 2004, 11:03:30 AM

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Ocean

Not music related, I realize, however it\'s so cute I had to share.  A sister at another site posted this and it\'s worth passing on. Enjoy! :)

(And if your a chocolate fan, don\'t be surprised if your craving a munch of Hersheys, or Cadbury, etc.... when you finish this. ;)  )


This is cool chocolate math!!!!!!!


[glb]DON\'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST![/glb]

It takes less than a minute.......

Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don\'t read the bottom until you\'ve worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it\'s fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (try for more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50 I\'ll wait while you get the calculator................

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754.... If you haven\'t, add 1753 ...

6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.

You should have a three-digit number

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are .......Your Age!
~ (Oh YES, it is!!!!! )

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.





gkg

it works!   :o  man, that is freakin\' CREEPY!

and now i want chocolate!!!  WAHH!!

hey - [glb]chocolate mathematics [/glb]would be a great name for a band, ya know?
Peace.

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Ocean

I know! My test results were right on the money as well!

[glb]hey - chocolate mathematics  would be a great name for a band, ya know?  [/glb]

I agree! Not to mention the subconscious influence that name would render on chocolate sales, from the beginning! ;)
Can you imagine that first concert including Chocolate incense wafting through the air?
(Like the strawberry scent that accompanied  the musical, "Jesus Christ Superstar", when I was in the audience years ago in Tampa Florida. )

m4sure

SCAREY TO ADMIT HOW MANY TIMES I WANT CHOCOLATE A WEEK!

Very good Ocean...now where\'s my free choccy bar for getting it all right!

*Lmao*  :P

Deblee

What fun! Now I really want some chocolate too!
I already knew my age, but it was fun to play with the Chocolate math and a little embarrasing to admit how often I\'d like chocolate! Cool stuff!  8)

Chris DiCicco

 :-[STRAWBERRYS SMELL oh my such weirdness.....

Chris
The Exosphere  2013

gkg

hey, back then burning strawberrys were a cool thing - although i\'m more the myrrh and sandlewood type myself.   8)
Peace.

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gailkin

OK- this is just too weird.  How did you know how much chocolate I want????
It's all about making plans for mistakes to happen

anita1967

[glb]it worked for me too![/glb]
 I keep craving Reeces Peanut butter Cups !can\'t have any chocolate at the moment, i\'m on a diet!
Anita

Ocean

It\'s uncanny I admit.

Speaking of Reeses; You know it\'s a conspiracy to make our scales wimper and waistlines scream, when they introduced white chocolate Reeses cups.  
Ahhh Carb\'s, you wonderful tasty 4 letter word, you.  :-[

gkg

too sweet too sweet too sweet!

dark Terra Nova chocolate from Trader Joe\'s, a big glass of red wine (Boca cab is cheap and the best, also from TJ\'s) - kick back and dig Thanatopsis double set...

now THAT is a lovely evening of decadence.   :-*
Peace.

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Ocean

Oh you just had to mention white chocolate KitKat didn\'t you!

I can see the chocolate lover\'s political line up tonight, as the debate~ertainment is about to begin. White chocolate morsels, distributed across the coffee table. The scale in our respective bathrooms, bound and gagged against protest or reminders of that four letter word; "Diet".  Drinks of choice on ice, (or not), while our favorite CD\'s are set at the ready,  for play during the commercial breaks. Or in the case of CSPAN ( no commercials), for when the BS get\'s so deep we need a musical shovel to the rescue.  (Thank the God\'s for remotes ;) )

gkg

you are SO right - actually, due to commute time etc., we are taping it - also so we can rewind as we shout "did he REALLY say that??"

Boca and Jameson\'s, respectively, and a big bar of chocolate (or two?... ;)) between us - it sounds like a wonderful evening... mostly.  if only the Dubya weren\'t in the center of it all.    >:(

it will be fun to hear the respective reviews tomorrow...

xo  :-*
Peace.

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Deblee

Chocolate;dark, semi-sweet, white, milk,
Debate; commercials or commercial free,
Drinks; wine, beer, ice, carbination, calorie free,
Guilt, acceptance, choice, enjoyment, pleasure,
Scales; up, down, stasis, ignorance
Entertainment; laughter, surprise, disbelief, agreement,
disagreement, hopefullness,
Music; bliss, pleasure, curiosity, satisfaction, amazement, contentment, and much more.

With all of this going on tonight, I think I will be busy, happy, entertained, satisfied, upset, tired, confused, and ready for ...................................................(yes you can guess this one) ........MORE CHOCOLATE!  :P

Thanks to everyone for providing such entertainment right here!  ::) :D ;)

eat to enjoy, and enjoy what you eat  ;D

(or at least enjoy the feeling of not eating and getting trimmer) :-X

Deblee

gkg

i said this to a friend (SA) a while back and i like it so i seem to keep passing it on.  as i see it -

PEACE brings prosperity of the soul; LOVE brings prosperity of the heart. There are no other riches, man, just distractions.

that being said - man, oh, man good chocolate, good drink, good music, heated conversation and hot sex are i am certain the finest distractions God(s?) came up with.  in order of choice, moment, or what have you...

good friends - even cyber friends - can say anything because they trust their acceptance regardless of disagreement.   :-*

good scales keep their damn mouths shut.   ;D
Peace.

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