Just Wanted To Share A Funny Story

[ella_mental]

A friend of mine is a florist and she tried to bribe one of her young teenage sons into helping her deliver flowers to a funeral home by telling him he may see a dead body.

[ella_mental]

The other day I used a butter knife to remove an outlet saftey cover.  I was thinking to myself, this probably isn\'t the best way to do this.

[eggman90]

As long as you wash it off prior to applying butter to your next slice of toast, you should be in good shape. Alternately, a slip of the butter knife at the electrical socket could cause you to turn into toast, at which point it would no longer matter if it was clean.

[ella_mental]

^ The irony was not lost on me.

If anyone was curious...  My cleanse went down in a blaze of glory half way through day 6 with a Baconator.

[Mr_kro]

hahahahahaha this is great

[ella_mental]

I don\'t mean to keep going on about this...  But I just ran into my friend that I did the cleanse with.  She told me she bailed out a little early too and ate a salad...which she threw up.  I, on the other hand, had no adverse effects from the Baconator.  So, our experiences were a little different.

[Mr_kro]

hahahahahahaha

[ella_mental]

One time the Universe played a funny April Fool\'s joke on me.  I was napping and a thunderstorm rolled up and a loud crash of thunder woke me up.  The power also flashed and reset the stereo, which rarely happened...and the stereo started blasting White Zombie - La Sexercisto: Devil Music Vol. 1...which starts with like creepy sounds.  So for about 30 seconds I was stumbling around my house in a panic waiting for a killer to get me.  Then I came to my senses.

[ella_mental]

As it turns out, a friend of mine actually played a funny April Fools joke on himself this year.  He gets migraines and he felt one starting so he took some ibuprofen.  At least he thought he did.  A little while later he was wondering why he felt all flushed and weird.  Then he realized that he actually took 3 darvocet.  I know that sounds hard to believe, but his system of pill organization is just pills in a bag.  He actually called another friend to ask what to do and that person called 911 and the whole thing became a big mess.  A funny mess nonetheless.  The down side is he was driving at the time.  But his headache went away and he slept really well that night.

[ella_mental]

Around the time Bird Flu was the hot topic, we took a trip to Mexico.  We visited a Mayan Indian reservation that was totally 3rd world.  Like families living in one room huts/houses with children, chickens and just nature everywhere.  There happened to be a jungle dog that looked a lot like my dog.  I started petting the dog and gave it a kiss.  The second my lips hit the dog I thought, "wait a minute, I probably shouldn\'t be doing this."  Of course, there was no turning back at that point.  I\'ll never claim to be the quickest draw in the west.  The dog followed me everywhere then, but I was slightly paranoid about contracting Bird Flu.

[Mr_kro]

hahaha i look forward to every new post in this topic.

[ella_mental]

my dog and the jungle dog

[ella_mental]

You know how sometimes if you laugh while you\'re drinking something the liquid comes out of your nose?  I\'ve been thinking about the stuff that\'s come out my nose while laughing.  Red gummy fish, American cheese, dill pickles and Slim Jim have all come out my nose while laughing.  Well, they had to work their way through.  The pickles and the Slim Jim were rather painful.  Ah memories.

[eggman90]

You know how sometimes if you laugh while you\'re drinking something the liquid comes out of your nose?  I\'ve been thinking about the stuff that\'s come out my nose while laughing.  Red gummy fish, American cheese, dill pickles and Slim Jim have all come out my nose while laughing.  Well, they had to work their way through.  The pickles and the Slim Jim were rather painful.  Ah memories.

Careful there are no hungry furry or feathered animals around while this is happening. You could be noseless in no time.

[Lefty]

i just found this thread    this is great

that cleanse/Baconator antidote was hilarious

as was that La Sexercisto story.  that album rocks