Texas –
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
California –
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
Michigan –
It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
A woman isn\'t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband\'s permission.
There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
LOL! what was that about wondering if we\'re getting dumber? reading those it seems like we\'ve always been a little on the slow side. ;)
:D :D ;D When you\'re right you\'re right.
;D why not?!
I LOVE THIS ONE!!!
U.S.A -- Incestuous marriages are legal. (but we draw the line at same sex!)
More U.S.A. -- You may not drive barefooted. (even if it is the best way to keep yourself awake while diving, true fact by the way, well aside from pulling over.)
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. (What?)
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. (Well shit!)
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn in public.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. (the sad part is there has to be a law for this, obviously someone tried.)
Thailand -- It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
Switzerland -- A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 P.
Though it is illegal to produce, store, sell and trade absinth (special alcohol), it is legal to consume it.
Australia -- It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.
Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons. (wouldn\'t it be fun to test this one?!)
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb. (how many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?)
I want to know about the ashtray thing, besides the obvious.
QuoteFrance:
An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon. ::)
Well, you really shouldn\'t smoke. You know it does kill.
i think that was humor, V. ;)
:-*
i\'m planning on working on the Buying Jesus painting in October... that\'s the one i\'m going to try to incorporate some of your photo - i\'ll send progress shots once i finally do get started. after the move it will be.
Quotei think that was humor, V. ;)
Sorry Veruca Salt,
Just another sad attempt on my part to bring a smile. The worst part is that I didn\'t bother to read buswolley\'s response until AFTER I posted mine. Gaa! Hate when I do that. Anyway; funny stuff. Thanks all.
Quoteim dying to see what u r going to do!
hehehe - me too, Veruca, me too. ;) :-*